Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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