my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
operation harelip BJ is a go
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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