You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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