it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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