dude i'm inner monologue high
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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