508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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