Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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