So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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