When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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