if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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