I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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