in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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