Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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