Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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