so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
