does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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