I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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