Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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