im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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