dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she looked like the before picture.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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