he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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