It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
