Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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