508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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