A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Michael Bay diarrhea
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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