Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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