i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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