Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Everclear isn't food dammit
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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