Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Randomize
