4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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