I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
