the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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