I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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