i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Randomize
