You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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