So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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