porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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