He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I pour the whiskey from now on
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
