My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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