Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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