Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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