We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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