I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
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I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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