Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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