i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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