just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
