She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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