He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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