Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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