Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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