love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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