i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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