Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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