remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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