Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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