Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
i out mim tonsoeep
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